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Old 08-30-2011, 09:28 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Second half to Vince's joke

Got to read Vinces Employee of the month joke first.

So the Manager says to the kid, "You're management material.. How'd you like to manage one of my stores?"

The kid said, "I'd love to, which store."

The manager said, "It's a huge store up in Saskatoon, Canada."

The kid exclaims, "Saskatoon? Oh **** no, there's nothing but hookers and hockey players in Saskatoon!"

The manager yelled, "Hey! My wife is from Saskatoon!"

The kid says, "I had no idea your wife played hockey. Offense or defense.?"

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Old 08-30-2011, 01:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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This one is bad

Two guys are drinking at a bar. The first says "Do you ever start thinking about something, and when you go to talk, you say something you don't mean?" The Second guy says "Yeah, I was at the airport buying plane tickets, and the chick behind the counter had these huge ****, and instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh' I asked for 'two tickets to Titsburgh' The First guy says, "Yeah, well I was having breakfast with my wife last week, and instead of saying 'Honey can you please pass me the sugar?', I said 'You've ruined my life you F###NG B####
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