Announcing a major LL Sponsorship Opportunity...
After careful consideration and a lengthy and tedious selection process, the Lounge Lizzards have selected you, TexasJohn, to be their main LL sponsored angler for 2012.
Your deal includes;
All the insults you could ever want.
What we expect;
A. Our Logo (LL) emblazoned on one of your "Hard Core" jerseys
B. If you're not in the top 3 finishers, we expect you to leave the event as soon as possible as to not let our image be associated with a sub-par performance.
C. Constant, non-stop plugging of our club...we expect a certain amount (high volume) of spam and frivolous posts.
This is a 1 year Sponsorship...please let us know if you accept!
Cheif LL Marketing Officer